23 June 2018

What a Drag

Confession: I enjoy the occasional cigarette. 

What I don't enjoy are the holier-than-thou lectures about smoking. 

Please note: I've never drank myself into oblivion (I rarely even drink socially anymore), I usually eat whole foods, I have like one diet soda a year, I work out, make most of my own meals and I floss regularly. For Pete's sake, I've lost 40 pounds (and counting.) The last person to lecture me didn't even remember his lecture the next day. 

So PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE MY ONE CIGARETTE IN PEACE!!

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